It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
I ate at one of the Kahuku shrimp trucks earlier today…. And there was a lot of butter and oil in their garlic shrimp.
I feel sick :X
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5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°